Submitted July 4, 2017I scan suppositories when they're schedule but I never give them till the end of my shift.
submitted July 5, 2017-I drink a lot of coffee at work. Sometimes it messes with my stomach. A few days ago I farted in a sedated patients room and shortly after the doctor walked in. shortly after the Doctor asked me if the patient was passing gas yet..I said yes.submitted July 6th, 2017 I visited my cousin working up in the neuro ICU just to say what's up since it was "slow" in the ER that night. He had a patient that was about to jump out of bed bc he wanted to smoke. Told him to give me a min. So I rolled up a white post it note colored the edges black and went in the room and handed it to him. He "smoked" that cig for several minutes while I was holding in my laugh so hard that I was choking on it. He's asked what's wrong. I told him to hurry up bc the smoke bothers me. Later that night, my cousin texted me "he's finally sleeping". Moral: Imagery > therapeutic communicationSubmitted July 7th, 2017 I chart that you have had your flu shot and pneumonia shot simply because I don't want to give it. AT ALL.
Submitted July 7th, 2017I played a big part in getting a coworker fired...she was horrible to the other staff & dangerous around the pts so I don't really feel guilty about it anymore
Submitted July 10thconfessions: When doing my assessments I like to throw in a few questions that have nothing to do with anything. Like, are you ticklish? Or when I ask them if they're passing gas and they say yes, i ask, does it stink?